A Starbucks ripoff and nowhere near as good. The first thing you’ll notice when climbing the Astroturf stairwell are the staff gathered on it. Amazingly, they’re not there for a fag break, but rather to get out of the microwave inside - you can almost feel the leather seats sweating in sympathy here. Pant your way around and you’ll find a non-distinguished stop with flatscreen TVs bleating out an endless stream of Coffeeshop Company propaganda, and a collection of utterly average diversions such as strawberry smoothies and bagels. The coffee isn’t bad, but isn’t worth barbecuing yourself for.